Portfolio

Since 2015, Steal Scott's Ideas has amassed a prolific portfolio of 200+ innovations in five distinct categories: Software platforms, consumer packaged goods, industrial goods, service businesses and music festivals. All of our brands serve customers in myriad ways and multiple verticals, but all with the same focus:

Increasing joy, reducing friction and healing loneliness.

Software Platforms

BE RIGHT THERE | Justify tardiness creatively
BOTHER BOX | Operationalizing care
BREFFCON | Healthy coping without thinking
BUSK BOOK | The street performer's ledger
BYSTANDARD | Everybody loves a tattletale
CALLBACK | Manage the art, get the part
CHARGAA | Alert people you love when you lose power
COACHED UP | Kicking rears through ears
CORRECTULUM | Curated college education without the debt
COUPLE COMMS | Talk isn't cheap, it's priceless
COUPLE UP | Friends without benefits
COURTWORTHY | The return of dating
CYNYC | Stay up when the city brings you down
DANCE, MONKEY | Joy through movement
DECORO | Spend holidays celebrating, not working
DISSFUNCTIONAL | Blood is funnier than water
DOSSIER | Playing digital catchup
DRYY | Sober events that don't suck
ENCORE | Lovelier the second time around
EPISODLE | Contain the pain, return to life
ESTA NOCHE | Check in, dress up, rock out
EXCUSE ME | Off the hook, on the level
FITBUD | Never sweat alone again
GAME FACE | Get fired up, get hired up
GENTLEMENSE | Help your husband go with the flow
GIFT HORSE | Less stuff, more support
GOOD SPORT | Never put your cleat in your mouth
HIRE GROUND | Vett people's brains, not their resumes
HIRENOTE | Bookmark your job search
IMANTRA | The philosopher's phone
JOYFOOL | Lighting a candle in the darkness
JUNKLY | A directory of the discarded
KELP | Redefining clean eating
KINEISE | Preparing your muscles the right way
LASTCUT | Never let your hair down
MERCURIAL | Take responsibility for your orbit
MONATAE | Support ventures with emotional capital
MOODIA | Every feeling needs a friend
OBSOLUCHUS | Living in the past, today
PEACE OUT | Fire clients peacefully and respectfully
PEAS & CARROTS | Find people who do what you don't
PEBBLE | Find out what's tripping up your team
PEP TEXT | Head up, heart higher
PLACEBOAST | Bogus messages for healing broken hearts
POLYGAMEET | Stay on top of your dates
RAHSTER | Champion your team so everybody wins
RAINCHEQ | Plans fail, but relationships don't have to
RANDO BOX | Soothing voices, random topics
RECIPIECE | There's never nothing for dinner anymore
REQUIREMENTLY | Take the hard decisions out of software selection
RESIGNOTE | Helping people quit things publicly and proudly
SECURE BASE | Help me help you help me
SETLISTER | Show your love, hear your song
SEXY TIMER | Smart couples plan it
SHAZOOM | Every engine has a song to sing
SIGN YOURSELF | A bird indie hand
SOCIOBATH | Dating without feelings
SPEAK & SHIT | Learn a new language in the loo
SWEAT EQUITY | Donate time, not dimes
SWEATR | Perspiration without persecution
TOWER TWEET | Making the sand safer for all
TRANZLAICHE | Making sense through dumming down
TWENTY FORTUNATE | The future is the same day
TYNGLE | Make your marketing matter
UNIFORMLY | Take the war out of wardrobe
UPNEXT | Public relations for personal transformation
VICTORY LOG | Take confidence where you can get it
YAYTRED | Let yourself hate somebody
YO YOGI | The mat isn't the territory
YOGA NOTES | Preserve your practice


Consumer Packaged Goods

ACTIVE NAKEDNESS | Building intimacy without intercourse
BUSK BOOK | The street performer's ledger
CHATTIE | Never let a customer keep you from doing your job
CHORESTER | Be the man of the house
CONGRATS I'M SORRY | Special treats for speechless moments
DISCARDO | Personal and private waste management
HALFSIES | One side fits all
HALLSADE | Healthy throat, happy audience
HEADS UP | Don't just manage expectations, master them
HIRE GROUND | Business cards for the jobless
POST COITAL | Lay down, get off, clean up
PUMP CHAMP | Please yourself first, clean yourself fast
RANDO LOVE | Kindness without strings
REFLECTUM | End your streak
SEXTRACK | Engage your ears to enrage your loins
SMOOTHLEE | Dry humping never felt so good
SPOUSEQUIV | With you always, but not really
STOUTZ | Cankle friendly footwear
VERMINDOW | No more flies on the wall
WIPE MITT | Crap without collateral damage


Industrial Goods

ALLOTMENT | Snacks for people without willpower
ART CLOCK | Punch in, make art, punch out
BEAUTY SCALE | Measuring what really matters
BLIPIDO | Digital down to fuck meter
BNDRY | The sound of getting time back
CAFE PERAGO | Drink up, work hard, repeat
CHINNIE | Pull up before you hop on
CHORESTER | Be the man of the house
COMPLIMENTO | Praising the bar
ENCORE | Lovelier the second time around
FAY KAY | Savor the memories, save the money
HAMLETTER | Every performer needs a push
HEADS UP | Don't just manage expectations, master them
HEALIE | Praise the lord, pass the therapy
HEY LADY | Protect your babies
HUBBY SPA | Restore beauty with your beloved
JAILSPA | Do the time without the crime
LETTUCE EAT | Support the community in more ways than one
LUBE LITE | Keep your bedroom in motion
MOODSEAT | Approachability through transparency.
NOGGIN | Power down your brain into sleep mode
NUMBUTT | Only a splatter of time
RAGE CAGE | Shed your anger safely
RELIGIO | Why keep the faith when you can create one?
RING WORKERS | Preserving the state of your union
SALT, SUGAR & FAT | Eat bad, feel good
SEMANA | Changing the shelf life of music
SEX O PROMPTER | A digital fuck cue
SHOWEROKE | Lather, sing, repeat
SQUID PRO QUO | Where the rubber meets the road
STAMPVERTISE | Send mail freely
STOUTZ | Cankle friendly footwear
SWIPE CHARGE | Pay the toll, power your phone
TRASH TALK | Garbage in, garbage out
TUMMY BUDDY | Eat spicy, digest happy
TWYLYT | Burning the midnight oil
WORD UP | The writings on the wall
ZUCCHERO | Just as sweet as you please


Service Businesses

1-800-IDEAS4U | Call us when your whiteboard dies
ALL EARS | Living the heard mentality
APERTURE | Give props, get profit
APPLYD | Getting hired without getting tired
BAGGIT | The new clothes line
BOARDSTER | Minimize your runway time
BOTHER BOX | Operationalizing care
CAFE PERAGO | Drink up, work hard, repeat
CARRYING ON | Saying goodbye to lives never lived
CAVEAT POPULO | A bridge between buyers and sellers
CHURCH PLANTS | Looking for a pew good men
COMPLIRE | Word up, stress down
COZZZY | Even adults need to be babied
DEARLY DEPARTED | Building man's best end
DECORO | Spend holidays celebrating, not working
DESPAIRITY | Sweating out the sad
DIVORSANA | It's not the heat, it's the humility
DONE & DONE | Bringing brands back to life
EMPTORIUM | The delighting on the wall
ESTA NOCHE | Check in, dress up, rock out
EXEQYOOSH | We gotta brand it to you
FAY KAY | Savor the memories, save the money
FIJO | Fix our shit, fill your belly
FUCK & FIT | Get it on, keep it off
SUGAR MAN | Delivering pharm to table
GIFT HORSE | Less stuff, more support
GIFTBENCH | Generosity is serious business
GORDO | You get thin, they get clean
GRATISFY | Let art by thy medicine
GUILTYNESS | Stop smiling in secret
HAIRMONIZE | Fine and dander free
HAMLETTER | Every performer needs a push
HEALIE | Praise the lord, pass the therapy
HEROCHAT | Spandex at scale
HIRE GROUND | Business cards for the jobless
HOMESICKLE | Mom's cooking, delivered
HOORAH HOTEL | Stay the night as a soldier
HUBBY SPA | Restore beauty with your beloved
IDEA FUND | Bank on your brain
JAILSPA | Do the time without the crime
KINDER CAR | Fast shipping, safe parking
LETTUCE EAT | Support the community in more ways than one
LOO'D | Drown out the dirty sounds
LOVE NOTARY | Where courtship never dies
LUV NOTES | Young, dumb and full of communication
MAGIC LINE | Losing wait through wands
MANLYNEST | Where dudes tinker
MASCOTT | Pet friendly when you need to be
MONATAE | Support ventures with emotional capital
KINETX | Work out, power up
NONTHEO | The good of religion without the god
PROBLEMO | The mothership of invention
RAGE CAGE | Help your team process anger safely
RECIPIECE | There's never nothing for dinner anymore
RELIGIONUFF | Cherry picking the good out of god
RENT A ROVER | Pups that pep you up
REPOSSESSIVE | Get your stuff back quickly and safely
RESUMEH | Own your past, claim your future
RETREET | When cushions don't cut it
SALT, SUGAR & FAT | Eat bad, feel good
SANDBOX | Jobs for people who hate people
SCAPEGOATER | Professionally outsourcing personal responsibility
SKIFFLER | Creating more money than month
SOLO CHEQUE | Helping freelancers feel profesh and offish
SQUID PRO QUO | Where the rubber meets the road
STAMPVERTISE | Send mail freely
SUBWAYSTE | Garbage in, greatness out
TIX TIX TIX | The encore never ends
TREEVIEW | A thousand words is worth a picture
TWYLYT | Burning the midnight oil
UNCLUTTERANCE | When life gets too overwhelming
UNIFORMLY | Take the war out of wardrobe
UNIONYZE | The means of production
UNREQUITED | Get your ex back, jack


Music Festivals

Crotch Goyter
Dreaming Robot
Failing Asphalt
Friendly Chemicals
Meaty Nights
Roof Juice
Schmuck Parade
Sugar Apocalypse
Gruel Intentions
Truckmouth


If you are a venture capitalist, product developer, entrepreneur, innovation studio or massive multinational corporation, you might be slamming your fist on the table right now thinking, “Damn, why didn't we invent that?”

But it's not too late. If you are looking to partner up, you have come to the right place. Let's talk.